El remedio para la mala onda (?)
No, no, no es porque seas gay.
- Oscar: We don’t even have to have a party…
- Michael: No, hey, hey, don’t be ridiculous. Of course we’re going to have a party – the celebration of Oscar. Oscar night! And I want it to be Oscar-specific.
- Oscar: Michael, I…
- Michael: No, no. I mean…not because you’re gay. Your gayness does not define you.
- Oscar: Thank you.
- Michael: Your Mexicaness is what defines you, to me, and I think we should celebrate Oscar’s Mexicanity. So Phyllis, I want you to go find firecrackers and a Chihuahua. Pam, in the frozen food section Swanson’s makes a delightful chimichanga.
- Oscar: Why don’t you have me riding in on a donkey?
- Michael: Ah, a burro. Of course, if Oscar wants a donkey let’s get him one.
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Albert Hammond Jr. - Call An Ambulance
Once I was told
That a boy caught a cold
And he left to go home to get some sleep instead
His baby stayed where she was
I go talk to her ‘cause
I wanna sleep with her
And you will only hold me
If I will never tell you it would end
And you will never have me
Cause you were only wanting to be friends
And you will always hold out till he gave out
Now that his back
I’m afraid that you go back to his bed
Where I know he try to keep you
Well I’m well aware of what she does
She won’t leave me because I sleep with her
And you will only hold me
If I will never tell you it would end
And you will never have me
Cause you were only wanting to be friends
And you will always hold out till he gave out
Weird Science
- Garry: Do you know what I would like to do?
- Wyatt: Shower with them.
- Garry: Then bang with the city baby, dead on! For a little drinks, a little night-life, dancing.
- Wyatt: Dancing.
- Garry: We'll throw a huge party. I mean huge party! Everybody's invited. Women everywhere. All these girls, they're all there. Naked bodies everywhere. They all know my name...
- Wyatt: Gary, Gary.
- Garry: What?
- Wyatt: Nobody likes us. Nobody.
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The Blue Stare
Your eyes,
the blue stare surrounds me.
they only make you stronger still.
Feeling this way
won’t get you anywhere.
Your hands,
they offer me to hold them.
lips kiss,
they trick me into showing them.
but sure I want to, still.
I’m loud,
as far as I can tell.
fast times, fast rides, fast cars
could take me down
to the direction,
the reflection that you bring.
I’ve been scared too long
to show you how I feel.




