No, no, no es porque seas gay.

  • Oscar: We don’t even have to have a party…
  • Michael: No, hey, hey, don’t be ridiculous. Of course we’re going to have a party – the celebration of Oscar. Oscar night! And I want it to be Oscar-specific.
  • Oscar: Michael, I…
  • Michael: No, no. I mean…not because you’re gay. Your gayness does not define you.
  • Oscar: Thank you.
  • Michael: Your Mexicaness is what defines you, to me, and I think we should celebrate Oscar’s Mexicanity. So Phyllis, I want you to go find firecrackers and a Chihuahua. Pam, in the frozen food section Swanson’s makes a delightful chimichanga.
  • Oscar: Why don’t you have me riding in on a donkey?
  • Michael: Ah, a burro. Of course, if Oscar wants a donkey let’s get him one.

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Albert Hammond Jr. - Call An Ambulance

Once I was told
That a boy caught a cold
And he left to go home to get some sleep instead

His baby stayed where she was
I go talk to her ‘cause
I wanna sleep with her

And you will only hold me
If I will never tell you it would end
And you will never have me
Cause you were only wanting to be friends
And you will always hold out till he gave out

Now that his back
I’m afraid that you go back to his bed
Where I know he try to keep you

Well I’m well aware of what she does
She won’t leave me because I sleep with her

And you will only hold me
If I will never tell you it would end
And you will never have me
Cause you were only wanting to be friends
And you will always hold out till he gave out

Weird Science

  • Garry: Do you know what I would like to do?
  • Wyatt: Shower with them.
  • Garry: Then bang with the city baby, dead on! For a little drinks, a little night-life, dancing.
  • Wyatt: Dancing.
  • Garry: We'll throw a huge party. I mean huge party! Everybody's invited. Women everywhere. All these girls, they're all there. Naked bodies everywhere. They all know my name...
  • Wyatt: Gary, Gary.
  • Garry: What?
  • Wyatt: Nobody likes us. Nobody.

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The Blue Stare

Your eyes,
the blue stare surrounds me.
they only make you stronger still.

Feeling this way
won’t get you anywhere.

Your hands,
they offer me to hold them.
lips kiss,
they trick me into showing them.
but sure I want to, still.

I’m loud,
as far as I can tell.
fast times, fast rides, fast cars
could take me down
to the direction,
the reflection that you bring.
I’ve been scared too long
to show you how I feel.

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Drug Hugger | The Playing Favorites


When I think about all the things I’ve been through
I should thank my lucky stars
I’m not exactly old, but I’m not that young
I don’t know what I’ve done more damage to, my liver or my heart
And I’ve got 16 years of this town in my lungs

I look around cuz I know there’s gotta be a better way
I keep moving on
You get so down there comes a time you gotta look at yourself and say
“What am I doing wrong?”

I don’t mind if I get strung out,
If she picks me up when I’m down
I need someone to love
And I think I might need a drug I can put my arms around

Well there ain’t much that I can give to her
But rest assured I’ll give it my all
It’s hard to make it big when you’re trying to make last call
I’ll break my back trying to track down some cash and make it out
When all I need is her
She took my heart out of the can before the trash is taken out
And I owe thanks to her

I don’t mind if I get strung out,
If she picks me up when I’m down
I need someone to love
And I think I might need a drug I can put my arms around

Lights out, don’t you worry let me get the next round
No wife, no life, just a past and some useless stripes
And the grass ain’t so green over here on my side,
But with her around, there’s a chance it’ll be all right

I look around because I know there’s gotta be a better way
I keep moving on
There comes a time when you gotta look at yourself and say
“What am I doing wrong?”

I don’t mind if I get strung out,
If she picks me up when I’m down
I need someone to love
And I think I might need a drug I can put my arms around

Como si se pudiera…

Como si se pudiera…

She was my sunshine

She was my sunshine

1 note 

I was young once too, I felt just like you. Hated authority, hated all my bosses, thought they were full of shit.


It’s like they say, if you aren’t a rebel at the age of 20, you’ve got no heart, but if you haven’t turned established by 30, you’ve got no brains. Because there are no stories of romance, no fairy tale endings.


Before you run out and change the world, ask yourself, what do you really want?