October 2010
1 post
No, no, no es porque seas gay.
Oscar: We don’t even have to have a party…
Michael: No, hey, hey, don’t be ridiculous. Of course we’re going to have a party – the celebration of Oscar. Oscar night! And I want it to be Oscar-specific.
Oscar: Michael, I…
Michael: No, no. I mean…not because you’re gay. Your gayness does not define you.
Oscar: Thank you.
Michael: Your Mexicaness is what defines you, to me, and I think we should celebrate Oscar’s Mexicanity. So Phyllis, I want you to go find firecrackers and a Chihuahua. Pam, in the frozen food section Swanson’s makes a delightful chimichanga.
Oscar: Why don’t you have me riding in on a donkey?
Michael: Ah, a burro. Of course, if Oscar wants a donkey let’s get him one.
July 2010
8 posts
Weird Science
Garry: Do you know what I would like to do?
Wyatt: Shower with them.
Garry: Then bang with the city baby, dead on! For a little drinks, a little night-life, dancing.
Wyatt: Dancing.
Garry: We'll throw a huge party. I mean huge party! Everybody's invited. Women everywhere. All these girls, they're all there. Naked bodies everywhere. They all know my name...
Wyatt: Gary, Gary.
Garry: What?
Wyatt: Nobody likes us. Nobody.
I was young once too, I felt just like you. Hated authority, hated all my...