No, no, no es porque seas gay.

  • Oscar: We don’t even have to have a party…
  • Michael: No, hey, hey, don’t be ridiculous. Of course we’re going to have a party – the celebration of Oscar. Oscar night! And I want it to be Oscar-specific.
  • Oscar: Michael, I…
  • Michael: No, no. I mean…not because you’re gay. Your gayness does not define you.
  • Oscar: Thank you.
  • Michael: Your Mexicaness is what defines you, to me, and I think we should celebrate Oscar’s Mexicanity. So Phyllis, I want you to go find firecrackers and a Chihuahua. Pam, in the frozen food section Swanson’s makes a delightful chimichanga.
  • Oscar: Why don’t you have me riding in on a donkey?
  • Michael: Ah, a burro. Of course, if Oscar wants a donkey let’s get him one.